Youtube Shorts is The New TikTok
Youtube Shorts is The New TikTok
Youtube Shorts is The New TikTok
Once upon a time when cringe was at it's peak The youngsters in love that were born just yesterday and were trying to become social media influencers instead of concentrating on their studies With colored hair, they were roaming around dressed like the pencil in Shaka Laka Boom Boom And were resorting to just about ANYTHING in the name of videos All because of just one app- TikTok Then, gradually, people began raising their voice against TikTok... But then... There came a messiah The
revolutionary who raised his voice for TikTok "What's up everybody That's your boy- Amir Siddiqui..." After which, a battle ensued... A battle more terrible than even the two world wars Even more nail biting than the India-Pakistan cricket matches The battle which... *QUIET* The mega battle of TikTok vs YouTube *Hands up in the air- my Avenger Fans!* But then, a major announcement broke through- "TikTok is one of the 59 Chinese apps that have been banned in India..." *YouTube mocking TikTok -
OUT!* *Still mocking TikTok- Out at the first light of dawn!* After the TikTok ban, a lot of TikTokers started making Instagram reels Memers and Youtubers were wallowing in their happiness.. . But then, Susan didi decided to drop a bomb! "I am the CEO of Youtube- Susan Wojcicki." *bravely tries to pronounce the name more than half of us would not be able to* -Okay... -And this is YouTube shorts -YouTube shorts? Hello! It has been a pleasure to meet you This is so much fun ! Let's go put up some
shorts on YouTube! -These knuckleheads thought I wouldn't be back! *proceeds to reveal that he is TikTok in Youtube clothing* I'm BAAAACK!!! I've undergone plastic surgery... and they have no clue at all! So, how did I get the idea of making this video? Two days ago, I was sitting and watching videos on YouTube shorts. And then... "Hello guys! I'm the girlfriend of Triggered Insaan!" *WHAAAAAAA......?* "I'm pregnant with his child!" "He's left me in this pregn ant state and has eloped" "You tell
me- What should I do? Where do I go with this child?" "Extend your support to me!" "Go to triggered Insaan and appeal to him on my behalf!" "I'm carrying his child in my womb." "Who knows, he might just listen to you!" Is he talking about you? What is this?! "I'm nothing without him! Why did he do this to me?" -Umm... I... -What? What is this? -How do I know? This is someone crazy making videos! -Out with the truth! Now! -Who is this? -I didn't do anything! -Really! I haven't done anything *The
ways of over-dramatic Indian moms!* *The song Indian moms sing when you put even a toe out of line* Are you going to believe random things any random person talks about me? -That's your girl friend! And look whom you chose to be your girlfriend! A wild tramp, honestly! -Tell me the truth! *He tries in vain to explain* *The "my-son-is-spoilt" song plays again* -So, how did this happen then? -Must be nuts, how do I know? His decision! It' s his choice! -You're telling the truth, right? -I
promise! -Sure? -I swear! I swear this wild pile of hair locks almost got me thrown out of the house! *It is because of you that I am driven to the point of taking my life!* What is this thing?! *What is this?* *You alien face! Ohhh! Jaadoo?!* Four months ago, when I made a roast video on DJ Mrunal, then I had said that this individual is an alien He is really an alien! *You are! You aren't aware of it- but you are!* And now he's claiming that I.... *What utter non sense is this!* So, this video
has been made by DJ Mrunal in response to the roast video I made on him He is roasting me "Triggered is not accepting this... You guys go and convince him to accept his child" Is this how you roast people? Just by saying that I got his friend..... *OOOOOkaaaaaay!* I got it now I didn't get it earlier. I had a reaction channel! Now, I know how to roast people! Hold on! -Bro,what are you making me do? -Come on, one minute! Guys, as you can see, my friend is in this condition because of DJ
Mrunal! Are you bonkers or what? What are you making me do? -Hold on! Wait! *The disgusted friend doesn't seem convinced at all* Guys, this is the child of DJ Mrunal! This is the child of DJ Mrunal! And this is how you roast people, got it? What a roaster?! Get the pan masala out of your mouth first! *You guys go and appeal...* *SILENCE* For the next part, I required a professional And this is why I'v e called him He is a professional VFX expert! Umm... I'm just a novice... *Awkward silence
ensues* *Cut this out, please!* So, he is a professional VFX expert! *You are! You aren't aware of it- but you are!* And now, he is going to review these videos *Wow! What a scene!* *Someone hit me!* What would you like to say about this amazing photoshop/editing? The world has progressed and technology is breaking barriers *But what is this? This is shit!* This girl is sitting smack in th e middle of the railway line, in the "potty pose" and doing this.... Umm, what do you call this?
Umm... *Zubaan kesariyaaaa.... theme plays* Did you get it? She's doing something after which this follows *Sonnnnn.....* *I have no words!* Are you okay? Guys, I think he's got a heart attack in his eyes! *Earlier, you used to get it in your heart and now...* ... In his eyes! I can't see anything, mother! I can't see anything! -That's it! That's enough of overacting! -Was it t oo much? First, Hulk seems to be lying here in a languorous pose And this guy then "spanks" him! *What utter crap load
is this!* *Sonnnn.....* All I'd like to say is - "Photoshop, we're embarrassed ...that your killers are still alive!" Spare me! Let me go! I don't want to play any more! I'm leaving! *Deduct 50 Rs for overacting!* Maybe deduct 150 for his overacting Not 50! His overacting deserves a deduction of 150! And it's not like there's only one specimen in YouTube shorts Dude ! *Everyone here is steeped in the same color!* From one specimen to another... The one who has scanty hair The one who's his
mother's little hare The one who's video will give you a scare... Presenting..... DEEPAK KALAL! You guys are extremely ugly! EXTREEEEMELY! This is why you should paint people with make up on Holi which will enhance their beauty! People should be painted with lipstick! The people should be made more beautiful Right, mummy? Our Deepak grabs people and smot hers Fair and Lovely on them! This is very important guys! Make other people beautiful! Love you guys! Deepak with his Holi pack! *Speaks an
alien gibberish language that NASA translated as an attempt to say bye* Don't get upset! It's Holi! *I'm stunned!* I know that this guy deliberately makes cringe content to attract the attention of people But how can a man with a face like this call other people ugly!? *You people are very ugly!* His own face is like a sea horse with an upset stomach and then he's bald! And then he goes on to say that other people are ugly! *There is a limit to hypocrisy as well!!* And more than him, I feel
sorry for his mom! How does a sweet lady like him sit with him in his videos? His actions might prompt her to say - *This is not my offspring!* *Useless offspring! No use at all!* Hats off to you aunty for putting up with such an offspring! I would never be able to! When children hit their head in their childhood, this is what hap pens! *Did you see the consequences of carelessness?* *Sings in an alien, gibberish language that NASA translated as an attempt to sing "Despacito"* Hello? What? Luis
Fonsi committed suicide? God! Luis Fonsi is no more because of his attempt to sing! I know that this song is difficult to sing but that doesn't mean you can sing just anything as lyrics! Let me sing this song for you! I've learnt it! *Begins to Sing Despacito* *immediately makes us wish he didn't* *Stop!!!* *Chapri ant hem makes a comeback!* This is what Carry brother's dialogue is for- "With a body like a matchstick and hair like a candle, they look like that pencil from Shaka Laka Boom
Boom!* After all, they have to go back home and clear the cobwebs off the walls with their broom like hair! I know my hairstyle is shitty! But who told this fool that this hairstyle suits him?! *What kind of people are these?! If YouTube starts paying you for making 15-20 seconds videos, and then even puts those videos on trending, then why slogger for a 10 minute video with all the scripting, editing and shooting hassles? Just pick up the phone, make a 15 second shorts video and upload it! Like
this- *Guess the price and whosoever does it will get this shoe!* -Umm... 500 or 550! -400 or 450! 450 is the right answerrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! I got shoes!!! And this video has 6.5 million views! Going by this...If you can correctly guess whether I have something in my fist or not, you'll get a kiss from Deepak Kalal Tell me! You say it's empty?! That's CORRECT! *AMAAAAAZING!!!* Now, please don't get offended that I used this video! All I want to show that shorts videos are garnering so many
views and YouTube seems to be promoting this as well! Are people going to quit making longer videos and start making shorts videos in the coming times? Because if you can make videos on YouTube shorts and it'll show up on trending as well, then what is the use of making entire videos ? The Youtube public wants an answer! *No!* Anyway, with these burning questions, we conclude today's video! I hope you liked it. And if you did, smash the like button! Okay, fans? Come on! Do it! And I will see you
in the next video! Until then, thanks for watching! Inglês (Índia)
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